Freezbies

My brain can often be a scary place where neurons bounce and dance around in complete random array. And this random bouncing around can result in some truly random thought process. Which the snow has inspired more bitterness and randomness than usual. I feel this paragraph is needed before you read any further.

So the biggest topic of at the moment is snow removal. My husband being all practical and stuff and thinks something like lasers will get rid of those snow mounds that will be here until July. And my response was yhea- Woolly Mammoths with lasers on their heads... Which resulted in a blank stare. Dude, come on- Woolly Mammoths with freaking lasers!

And than it hit me. Woolly Mammoths are big. And well Woolly Mammoth poop all over the city could even be more damaging than giant snow mounds...

So, I was like, hmmm something that will eat snow. And my biggest genius moment of the week is snow, ice eating zombies, that are repulsed by human flesh- I would call them Freezbies.

However, my friend brought up a very good point, what would happen once the ice and snow is gone- would they turn to dine on the brains of the city that once welcomed there presence? And I thought about putting a salt that had an ingredient in it that would make them allergic to human flesh, but how do you make something that is already dead allergic to something that is alive?

So after a long silence, my response was, magic. Cus well aren't' ice eating zombies already some kind of magic?