Missing In Action

It's not like I've ever been a religious blog writer. Though I have fleeting moments of the mind all the time, and think to myself, Oh I so need to blog that. Given my short attention span, I write the idea in my notebook and move on the next crisis. However, I as of late have a small audience, thus should be a little more dedicated to my updating you all on my crazy mis-adventures. And so I hope over the next few months to staple myself to my office chair and write about my most heinous moments to my friends and family and the complete stranger.

Of course some of you are probably wondering where I've been over the last month. Or maybe I think to highly of myself and maybe most of you are relieved that I haven't' been cluttering the Internet with useless ramblings.

Well, since I do think highly of myself, I will give you the top 10 highlights of what myself and my loved ones have been up to since I disappeared from cyberspace over a month ago.

1. I started a new job. It's still at AAAS but I'm in a different program. I'm now managing a fellowship program. It's been awesome so far I'm enjoying myself.

2. We went on a family vacation to Cape Hatteras, NC with my parents. The kids loved the beach and Jason and I learned that if we ever want to seriously end our marriage, all we need to do is get lost for 2 hours and find a divorce attorney hitch-hiker.

3.We've started trying to get more organized and succeeding on some level. My new job is more demanding in it's taking a lot more organization to get out of the door. For those who know me, this is a huge step.

4. I've started teaching High School Sunday School. Insert hysterical laughing here. Given my new business, I've only been available to teach one class so far. But, the one class I taught was fun. I do see some future blog entries on that.

5. Jack is walking. He so tears it up. And he is starting a short vocabulary and is starting to beat up his sister. Pay back is such a bitch.

6. I had my first parent/teacher conference with Ally's teacher, and so far she hasn't been expelled for organized crime, so far so good. It sounds like school Ally should come and live with us....

7. I've started seriously taking an effort in making my house look the way I want. I want a nice house, and have started looking into creative and cheap ways to do that..... I see a few more blog entries on that.

8.I'm still fighting Guillan-Barre and it's been a very difficult process. Just when i think I 'm doing awesome, I have yet another make out session with the sidewalk. Awesome. If only the sidewalk was Eddie Vedder, than I would totally kick gravity out of my life.... But as we know the sidewalk is not Eddie Vedder so wish that gravity would stop messing with me. Once again, more on that topic to come at later time.

9. My best friend Katie moved across the country to Pullman, Washington and I feel like I've lost a limb. It's so sad when you're old and it's still traumatizing when you're friends move away. The good news is I'm taking a solo trip to visit her in November.

10. I've been introduced to The Flight of the Conchords and their lyrics and the show is just pure genius. It's just funny and on days that I want to bang my head against the wall I just need to picture Jermaine and Bret singing and well the world is a better place. Of course Eddie Vedder is holding me as the Conchords sing, but the world is still a better place.

I don't know if the list is any particular order, but that's what's been going on. So now I'm back. And I have no mission but to clutter cyberspace with some more crap.