Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Big Underwear

A discussion had in the wee early mornings.

Ally: I'm growing taller and taller and when I get big you're going to have to share your underwear.

Me: I am?

Ally: Yes you have to share.

Me: You really want to wear my underwear?

Ally: Yes. And I grew last night so I'm going to have to wear your underwear today.

Me: But you're underwear are cuter.

Ally: I want to wear your blue underwear.

Me: My blue underwear?

She shakes her head yes. I stumble to my underwear drawer and pull out a GIANT blue pair. She takes off her properly fitting Elmo ones and offers them to me to wear. I put them on my head. She laughs and puts on the GIANT blue panties. They of course fall off her little body. But the little fashion engineer she is she puts her arms through the legs so that the sides are resting on her shoulder so she looks like a little Borat.

Ally: They Fit! I grew!

And she runs down the stairs for breakfast. I decide to let her father talk her into more sensible underwear.

Or try and shrink this pair.....

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