Thursday, May 29, 2008

Paris Clampett Goes Down River

My parents have in the past few years have become avid kayakers. They go on the water quite a bit and I love seeing them show such vigor interest in an activity as they prepare for retirement. Though, the idea of my mom outdoors does hold some fascination for me. She always looks stunning and never leaves the house with out her hair or make up done.

Recently on a trip to Savannah, Georgia the two worlds collided. My parents took a kayaking trip with some friends and their boat tipped. In talking to my mom it wasn't the camera or any of the gear that she feared getting wet or lost, it wasnt' the fear of thier heads being smacked of rocks as they were taken down river, it was the fact she had lost her lip gloss, lip gloss that was a recent gift from a friend.

Relaying the story to me my mom says " And of all the things to lose, I lost my lip gloss!" I told Paris Hilton to take it down a notch.

My mom's response "But it wasn't just any lip gloss, it was Chicken Poop lip gloss!"

And just than Paris Hilton flew out of my mom's body and was replaced buy Jed Clampett.

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