My IQ is now 5

I am now thankful we don't have cable. Because well, I get sucked into plenty of mindless television shows with out it.

After my chores were done and the kiddies were in bed, I sat down with all good intentions to increase my IQ by reading my book club book, but instead I turned on the TV and CW blessed me with an hour long train wreck.

Said Train wreck? The television premiere of Farmer Wants a Wife. I honestly couldn't look away.

The premise is we have this farmer countery boy who works on his family farm and desprately wants a wife to pop out a few units. He can't find no small town lovn' cus all the small town babes have hooked up with there a high school sweethearts and have all ready pounded out some prodigy. So, Farmer Matt- that's his name- decides to hook up w. some reality show producers and fly him in 10 "City" girls to fight for his attentions.

We cut to scence where the city girls are flwon into BFE Missouri and than school bused, that's right I said school bused- to the farm where our hero rides into the picture shirtless on his tractor. The babes are smitten and here the competition begins.

We Josie who askes the hostess of the home they are staying in if they have maid service. She also deems the other girls "working class" later on in the show when they particpate in a chicken cooping competition to get the farmer.

We have Brooke the nanny who just loves the farmer and just wants to be his wife so bad. Did I mention she's a virgin? Oh and she's no the only one. There is one more there in the pack.

The whole show was a fiasco, yet I couldn't look away.... By the end of the show I was like YEE HAW! I could so be the farmers wife....

But than again I share the same fear of Stephanie, the city babe who was afraid the chickens were going to peck her eyes out..... But than how would I see who became the farmers wife?